I’ll tell you what…this is my favorite time of year!  I get to completely stuff my face, and I have 4 days to do it! 

 I get to bring them out once a year.  They always fit.  They’re not stylish but they always get the job done.  I’m speaking  about my elastic waistband sweats.  A glorious invention!  Dark blue and soft as a baby’s butt.  So, by all means, feel free to picture it!  The Howler, beached on the couch, ready for my next feeding.  On second thought, that may be a picture I can’t even stomach. 

 Happy Thanksgiving and all that comes with it!  The cramping, the bloating, the gluttony of it all!  You deserve it.

Howler.

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