Whoa, have you seen NiceCritic.com? This site is kind of awesome and advertises itself as “the anonymous way to send a helpful message.”

It allows you to anonymously pass along some helpful advice to people who may have something stuck in their teeth, need an extra layer of deodorant, or how about clipping those fingernails, buddy? You get the idea.

Other messages you can send include:

- “Your computer volume is uncharacteristically loud today.”

- “You don’t release your hug in a timely manner.”

- “Your skirt may be tucked into your pantyhose.”

It’s only a matter of time before I start getting a barrage of anonymous messages saying, “Turn your music down and stop yelling so much.”

Two words.  Justin Timberlake. 

The pained expression you see above is Eli Manning’s best attempt at a smile during Justin Timberlake’s ESPY Awards opening monologue. I couldn’t sit through the eight minutes of footage because Justin was just so painful to watch — like a small child trying to keep the attention while all the adults just sit around and ignore him in hopes he will go away. Unfortunately, Justin and his ego stuck around throughout the show.

What did the farmer say when he caught the brown chicken shackin’ up with the brown cow?” yup, you got it. 

It never fails…you see something sexy going on, you sing ”Bow chicka bow wow!” Atleast I do, maybe I do it too much.  It always gets a laugh, especially after a couple beers.  I was given this shirt over the weeekend:

Hilarious!  I wore the shirt yesterday and can’t tell you how many people came up to me asking about my shirt.  “It’s a brown chicken brown cow…say it fast, like you are in a 70’s adult movie.”  Brown chicken brown cow.  Bow chicka bow wow.  It even prompted a high five reaction…I did not reciprocate.  I found the website where you can get your own:  http://www.bcbconline.com/

Wear it next time you go out.  Might be the best conversation starter EVER!

I’ll tell you what…Without a doubt, the most interesting part about MTV’s Cribs is the moment when we get to see inside celebrities’ refrigerators. (It’s amazing how some of these people can make millions of dollars a year and still live off Doritos, Dr. Pepper and frozen pizza.)

Fridgewatcher.com is sort of like that, only it posts pictures of regular folks’ fridges. Some people may find this fascinating; others may have better things to do than look at juiceboxes and bags of lettuce on the Internet.

I was going to post a pic of my fridge, but i’m in the middle of moving and it’s cleaned out.  I’ll try to get a pic soon!  Until then, show me what you got, wolf nation!

I’ll tell you what…A German company has invented a camera that can see the tread depth on
a car’s tires — even as the car zips down the road. You can see where this is going: tickets in the mail when your state government thinks your tires are too bald.

 Thoughts?

You’re welcome, fellas…

I feel like we can now talk about JESSICA SIMPSON.  Not sure yet if it’s a good thing.

She and ROMO are still together…as of July 8th.  The latest pic…

Congrats to Keith and Nicole…It’s about time.  Thanks Best Week Ever for elightening us…

“THE TOP 8 LONGET GESTATIONAL PERIODS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM” 

8. THE ARABIAN CAMEL.

7. THE GIRAFFE. 6. THE KATIE HOLMES. 5. THE WALRUS. 4. THE PREGNANT TRANSMAN. 3. THE BAIRD’S BEAKED WHALE. 2. THE NICOLE KIDMAN. 1. THE AFRICAN ELEPHANT.