I’ll tell you what…I’d just like to be the 876th person to remind you to vote tomorrow.”But I’m too thirsty to vote,” you say.  Problem solved: Starbucks is offering free coffee to all voters on Tuesday.

“But I don’t drink coffee, and I am actually quite hungry,” you say.  Problem solved again: Krispy Kreme is giving voters free star-shaped donuts “with patriotic sprinkles.”

“Hey, you know what? Donuts are stupid, and I’m still starving,” you say.  Look no further: Ben & Jerry’s is giving away free ice cream tomorrow. Everyone loves ice cream! But here’s the catch: You have to vote first.

If you have time to read this blog between all of the stops to your local polling location and free-food destinations…Godspeed!

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